Amal

• me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
• mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
• me:
• eyes: lol lets go niagra falls on this bitch

faineemae:

I forgot, because you have a penis, you’re free from sin.

signed, oppressed moozlem woman

barrabandar:

Whenever we see a cop, we slow down and check our  seat belts.

When Ramadan comes or someone passes away, we slow down and check our iman. 

As soon as the cop is gone, we speed away. 

As soon as Ramadan ends or the news fades, we sin away. 

What really matters is what happens at 3 am when you spot the red light and your all alone. 

Okay so at the Watch the Throne concert, Kanye would watch himself on the big screen whilst performing.

WHO

DOES

THAT ?

• me: hi
• vegetarian: hi i don't eat meat
• me: cool what's up
• vegetarian: i am a vegetarian
• me: oh oka-
• vegetarian: did i tell you i'm a vegetarian ?
• me:
• vegetarian: animals are friends.